The Master and Margarita

So I was in Waterstones a week or two ago, looking through the cult fiction section for something new to read. I’ve been reading a little bit of Russian literature recently, and thus my eyes were drawn to “The Master and Margarita” by Mikhail Bulgakov. There was a little blurb written by a Waterstones employee below the book saying “the Devil goes to Moscow, with his cat…” I was sold.

I have to admit, I didn’t know that this book is actually a modern classic. When I mentioned I was reading it to a Russian friend, she told me she’d read it five times as a kid, and that I’d love it. Alas for Mr Bulgakov, it only became a classic after his death, and he never got to bask in the glory of writing something that is as well-loved in Russian circles.

In some ways, it’s a strange book. It reminded me a little of Catch-22 to begin with, in that it was difficult to make sense of what was happening because the premise was so nonsensical. It also has the classical Russian thing of being very flowery, very descriptive but not having much of a plot line at all. I’m used to that, I actually like the Russian intensity but it might put off someone who is more accustomed to a more Western literary tradition.

I don’t want to give away what little plot there is. It’s about what you’d expect if Beezelbub rolled up into town; lots of people made to look stupid and finding themselves in situations they didn’t plan on, a bit of the occult and a tomcat that walks, talks and tries (and fails) to utilise the Moscow tram system.

It’s a funny book though. It made me smile in places, and the detail is so involved it’s easy to visualise a scene which is pretty fantastical, even if it wasn’t Stalin era Moscow … or Jerusalem at the time of the crucifixion. It’s clever too, and I have to admit I went and flicked through Wikipedia to read about stuff that features in the book which to me is a good sign. It’s got the whole story-within-a-story thing going on, which does make it hard going sometimes but the fact is it’s a book about a book really, so it couldn’t be avoided.

My only criticism is mainly in the translation; they kept the street names from Moscow but altered the descriptor to English, thus Leningradsky Prospekt would become Leningradsky Street and so on. That example doesn’t sound so bad, but when you hear of a street name being called “some-long-Russian-name lane”, it doesn’t sound right. I’d have kept the originals, personally. If people are going to have to deal with character’s names being properly Russian, then it’s not going to be much of a bother to keep with that either.

So, in conclusion; if you like the idea of a slightly silly book set in 1940′s Moscow, starring Satan, his cat, and a cast of slightly bewildered Russians, read this book. You’ll enjoy it. I did.

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Triangles – a Musical Journey

I’ve been trying to write this post for a while, but it’s been a struggle to avoid clichés of genres and whatnot. I decided the best thing to do was to present it chronologically, and hopefully introduce you to some of the music I’ve been listening to.

It all started way back last year when I was listening to the Kitsune – Maison Vol 9 compilation album. The first track on the album is called “Belong”, and it’s by a guy from the southern state of Georgia who goes by the stage name of Washed Out. I’d like to embed the video directly from Youtube, but I’ve not quite figured it out yet. Anyway it’s right here (although as music videos go it’s not great). It made me think of lying on the beach somewhere, cocktail in hand and just relaxing. No surprise this is seen as “chillwave”, right?

So from listening to this album on spotify, I found another compilation album that featured Washed Out – this time called F*<k Dance, Let’s Art. It’s a very good album, with some great tracks on it, and Mrs Almajir picked up on the second one particularly. After a few listens, so did I – it was just so well made, so beautiful sounding. Haunting. That track is “See Birds (Moon)” by Balam Acab, who I have mentioned on this blog before. The Youtube video for this track is here.

Unfortunately, Balam Acab (real name Alex Koone, who hails from Pennsylvania) hadn’t released a full LP (it’s due out in August) yet, and I was left with just two or three of his songs to listen to. That would never do, so I put his name into last.fm, and had a listen to see what songs sounded like him. This is where the Triangles come in…

One song just blew me away – it was called “▼▼▼​@​†H is Fundamental”, and it was by a guy using the stage name LAKE R▲DIO.  Yes, triangles everywhere, and hipster as hell. The video for this track is here. LAKE R▲DIO is a 19 year old Illinois native by Caden Moore, and his music can only be described as dreamy and dark. He uses a lot of samples from VHS, cassettes and the like to create stuff that is just deep and eerie. See what I mean about the clichés? So of course, I found the rest of his output and listened to it. Again, and again, and again. In fact I listened it to so much, that it showed on my last.fm profile as my most listened to artist for a couple of weeks… and Mr Moore found me on Twitter and promptly followed me. Awesome.

So I’m onto a winner, right. Next thing I do is I try using “trianglecore” as a tag on last.fm (as this is what this genre is sometimes known as), and I got this beauty from an artist called GuMMy†Be▲R!. Now this is a bit louder, and a bit more bassy – you can kind of hear the dubstep influences a bit more in this track. Again, it’s the triangles – it’s all about the triangles. I’ve now got the GuMMy†Be▲R! album “Oakland”, and it’s just astounding.

So there you are. Triangles. Listen to them. Right now, I’m listening to a new album from Holy Other, label mates of Balam Acab. It’s very dark and quite gloomy. But I like it.

 

 

 

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Two Months Off

Well, it’s been a while since I last wrote on here hasn’t it? I’m really, really, really sorry about that, but Often Partisan has just drained my creative energies. It’s taken off, it’s doing more than I ever thought possible and because of that the bar has been raised massively – I’m thinking more than ever about what I’m writing, and it’s hard. Even writing this is proving to be an effort, although I thought I could do it as a sort of stream of consciousness entry. Although that could be because I’m conducting two conversations on twitter as well, I can only type so fast.

I’m not even sure what to blog about first, but I tell you what, I’ve got a shit ton of music links for you, dear reader, to listen to; I’ve read some good books and I’ve eaten in some nice places. So here’s the deal. I’m going to promise now to write one blog post minimum per week. I realise this is more about what I’m saying to myself, but hey, I like to invite people into my thought processes.

I’m also in the middle of co-writing a homebrew RPG set in Birmingham, and whilst I know a bit about this fair city what I’d really love is to know more about the city. Esoteric stuff, secrets, houses and offices that serve purposes we don’t know and people who run stuff who are in the shadows. That kinda shit. To give you a flavour of what I’m writing, I’ve already been reading lots about the Lunar Society.

So that’s it for now. I’ll leave you with a link to my favourite music video of right now, which is by a young man from Illinois. Shameless bit of pride – he found me on Twitter first, and followed me first.

 

 

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Rebels

Back at the start of the year, I talked on here about the revolutions sweeping the Maghreb; how the self-immolation of one man in Tunisia who tired of corruption brought down the government there, and ultimately kickstarted the revolution in Egypt.

Now we’re witnessing the throes of revolution in Libya. However, Muammar al-Qadaffi (yes, I prefer the Arabic spelling) is a lot more esconced in power than Hosni Mubarak or Zine El Abidine Ben Ali. Indeed, Qadaffi has managed to make use of the fact that he has no real official title by saying “resign from what?” His tyranny has managed to keep his opponents fragmented to such a degree it’s been almost impossible for an organised rebellion to take hold as quickly as it did in either of their neighbours. From revolution, Libya has now descended into what might be a civil war.

And once again, the West has got involved. Admittedly, most of the Arab World has been happy for the great Satan America to become involved in what is an internal conflict in Libya – but it means the UK has been dragged into another war. Nearly ten years into a conflict in Afghanistan, eight years in Iraq (although we’re pulling out next month), and now this. Yes, the country is skint, we’re having to make massive cuts to public services and go into a period of austerity, but we can go to war again.

And what for? As much as Qadaffi is a tyrant, a despot etc, who are the rebels? Are we not learning from history? For instance, we (the west) took out a tyrant in Saddam Hussein in 2003. Hussein was a despot and a tyrant, but he was a secular one and came down hard on anyone trying to incite religious war. Without him, Iraq is now a country at war with itself; Sunnis vs Shias vs Kurds and all three against the imperialist crusader types from the West. By offering to arm the Libyan rebels, are we giving ammunition to those who will turn it on us when Qadaffi is finally swept from power?

Indeed, whilst Egypt have gotten rid of a dictator in Mubarak, it’s entirely possible their next leadership will be Qutbist types who won’t offer the religious minorities in Egypt the same freedoms that they enjoyed under the previous administration. The largest, most organised opposition group in Egypt were the Muslim Brotherhood – a group that in the past that has been criticised for stating that non-Muslims should be taxed by the state to pay for their protection by the state. The teachings of Qutb also talk of the need for Sharia law as law of the state, and for the avoidance of corrupting “western and Jewish” influences, such as Socialism and nationalism. In short, not the freedom and democracy that the West have been trumpeting.

Of course, it should down to the citizens of countries like Egypt and Libya to freely choose what form of government what they want – I fear that by coming to one side’s distinct aid the west is interfering in something that isn’t their business and may yet bite them on the bum.

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Seperation

Sorry for the lack of activity this week on the blog. I’ve been working on getting the football one up and running, and it’s now live at oftenpartisan. It means I’m now going to double up what I write, as you probably won’t be seeing much football stuff here any more, so to keep things ticking over here I will be writing more of my usual guff. Sorry about that.

It looks like my new year’s resolution of writing an update a day has truly bitten the dust. I’m quite ashamed about that to tell you the truth, but I achieved some of what I wanted to achieve, which was to become better at my writing. I’ve come to realise that being a pro writer probably will never happen for me, but I still want to be as good as I can be and the practice has helped me refine that art. This post is a bit of a meta-post, a fourth wall breaker if you were, so it doesn’t count.

Anyhow, this blog will go back to some of my leftist leanings, stuff I read online and music I like. If I can think of anything else, I’ll write it.

Thanks for reading guys, it means a helluva lot to me. Back to normal tomorrow, I promise.

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meta-update

So, I thought I’d break into normal service to give some news.

As regular readers might have noticed, this blog has been a bit football heavy recently. For those of you who don’t like football, I understand that this is a pain. Thus I’m starting a new football only blog, www.oftenpartisan.co.uk, and almajir will go back to being my personal thoughts and other stuff like that.

OP should be properly up and running by next week; I’d like to thank each and every reader for their time and hope that I can continue to write good stuff for you to read in the future, here and on OP.

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Friendly

Tonight England face Ghana in an international friendly, played to a full Wembley. It’s a historic night for Ghana who’ve never played us in England before, and the match should give them a chance to test themselves against players who consider themselves amongst the better in the world. Except it hasn’t quite worked out like that, has it? Instead of Wayne Rooney and Ashley Cole, it’s going to be Gareth Barry and Leighton Baines – something the Ghanaians aren’t happy about.

I’ve said it before, I’m not a fan of international football. I’ve always been a club before country man; Blues first with England a very distant second. I’m the kind of fan who doesn’t want Blues players called up to international duty so they can’t get injured; I don’t feel miffed if England lose and half the time I’m not really that bothered about watching them. I just can’t get excited about England, if the truth be told. They’re a lot like Blues in that they play massive amounts of mediocrity that sometimes gets results, interspersed with wonderful results like the 5-1 against Germany in Munich, and dross like the 4-1 against Germany in Bloemfontein – yet I don’t feel the same buzz or energy when I watch England. Maybe it’s because I’ve never seen them play in the flesh, but it never feels like a proper game when I watch it on TV.

I think one of the main issues for me, as a “proper” football fan are the amount of “plastic” fans you will get watching England games, especially in the pub. It might be snobbish, but it is annoying for me when I hear players being criticised because it’s fashionable to criticise them, or because the Sun/Mail/Express/whatever says that they’re crap. It’s the equivalent of going to St Andrews and being surrounded by blokes shouting “gerrittfuhword” at every opportunity, jeering players for missing and then these same people singing the praises of the same player ten minutes later when he’s done something right. I’ve never been one for draping a St George’s cross out of a window because England are at the World Cup; if you’re going to support a team, you support them all the time, not just during a major tournament. I have nothing but respect for the people who follow England home and away – because I see them as “proper” fans; it’s the fickle bastards in the pubs back in the provinces who are the problem.

It’s matches like tonights that really take the gloss off of international football though. It’s a well known fact that the FA have to have international friendlies to keep the people they’ve sold corporate tickets to happy (as they expect a certain amount of England games per annum) which in turn ensures Wembley gets paid for. With Capello having to cater to managers who demand their players aren’t picked, it leaves a rather “B” looking side, and the point of international friendlies is again put into question as other managers get annoyed that it could be their players who are not allowed to rest, who could pick up injuries.

What hasn’t helped England’s cause is the saturation of non-news stories in the media about England, to fill the column inches normally taken up by the intrigues of the Premier League etc. Take as an example the whole John Terry captaincy saga; it rumbled on for days and now he’s not even playing in this game, meaning someone else has got to have the armband. I can understand why some local journos hate international week – it must make their job so much harder to write decent copy, and not repeat the same interviews with players “we must try harder” etc. It’s been hard enough for me, a simple blogger, to write stuff that’s interesting this week, without deadlines or a remit to fulfil – I can’t imagine how hard it must be in the local media.

I think the FA have to face up to facts; friendlies are derided by the media, loathed by managers (and players, if the Secret Footballer is to be believed), and are becoming a turn off for fans. Whilst I suspect seats at Wembley will continue to be sold (so that people get their “stubs” for the away trips etc), are international friendlies relevant in the football calendar of today? Or would the FA be better served with longer training camps for the players to bond coupled with exhibition games of some description?

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Attendances

Today my attention was caught by this article in the Birmingham Mail about declining football attendances in the West Midlands. It’s not something we as Blues fans didn’t already know about, but I think the question as to why it’s happening is worth asking.

The first thing it brought to mind was this table from an excellent blog post by the Swiss Ramble.


(credit to Swiss Ramble)

As you can see, the match day income at Blues is about a third of what it was five years ago – in essence, as a club we’ve become almost completely dependent on Sky money to keep us anywhere near to the black. This should be evidence enough that attendances are falling.

It’s almost perverse therefore that one of the factors that is causing falling attendance is Sky – with the advent of so many games on television people are now able to catch more games than ever on the box rather than at the ground; at home it’s warmer, comfier and you can drink a beer whilst watching. Couple that with the fact that it’s easier than ever to watch a game on a dodgy internet feed as well, and it’s easy to see why people can find reasons not to go.

Of course, the economic situation doesn’t help. It’s a fact that the recession has hit the West Midlands hardest, and with money tight for many people, luxuries like going to the match have to be abandoned. Whilst I think tickets at Blues are currently competitively priced, when you’re watching every penny it’s hard to justify twenty quid to watch eleven blokes fail to put a ball into the net. I think the club have done as much as they can to help – season tickets available on installment plans have made it possible for the likes of me to be able to afford them – but that doesn’t make it affordable for everyone.

I think as Blues fans we also have to consider the apathy. I know of people who don’t go for various reasons – the football is crap, the atmosphere has gone etc – but I’ve never really seen much except crap football at Blues, and “the atmosphere” has ultimately never been that awesome; it’s a sepia-tinted view of the past that every match there was singing for ninety minutes. As we get older, our priorities change – family, work etc – and it’s understandable that football has to take a back seat. No-one likes being branded a “plastic fan”, so people make excuses as to why they don’t go instead of being honest and saying “I just don’t care enough any more”. It’s nothing to be ashamed of in my opinion; things happen and life changes, it’s too much to expect people to commit every other Saturday for nine months a year, for their lifetime, to the football.

The big question is – how do we change this? How do Blues fill the stands again? It’s the $64,000 question, and I suspect if I had the easy answer the club would probably employ me to put it into place. In my eyes, the club have done a lot – prices are reasonable, they’ve actually won a trophy this year, and whilst we languish in 19th we have a nucleus of what could be a decent team. Yes, at times the football has been poor, but I don’t believe us attacking like maniacs every game would add that many to the gate.

I think the club have to continue to reach out to the community, as they do with the local schools. It’s important that the club give local kids reasons to support us and not Manchester United, Chelsea or Liverpool. I also believe that maybe holding a small section of the ground for cash sales on the day to encourage fans to come on spec might be an idea; like all sales, you have to make it as easy as possible for people to buy your product. It’s also down to us fans who do go regularly to encourage those who don’t to maybe attend a game or two more than they normally would – give them reasons to fall back in love with football and being a bluenose. Football is a social sport, for me it’s always been about meeting my mates and having an enjoyable time as much as it’s been about watching eleven blokes failing to put the ball in the net. Maybe the answer is for Blues to focus more on making the match a fun, social occasion than a chance to moan in person about McLeish’s tactics?

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Larsson

A few days ago, I wrote a post about players who were out of contract at the end of the current season. One of those players was Sebastian Larsson, and as there is a lack of Premiership action this weekend I thought I’d go a bit further into detail about the Swedish winger.

As someone who played right back and very occasionally right winger in my younger days, I’ve always been drawn to players who turn out in that position for Birmingham City, and I think partially because of that I have to admit Seb is one of my all time favourite Blues players. Thus I’m going to be a bit biased about him, and probably focus a bit more on the positives. You see, in my mind I think Blues should do everything in their power to ensure that Larsson stays with us should we remain in the top flight.

I’ll readily admit that should the worst happen and Birmingham City are relegated from the top flight, then Larsson will leave us for pastures new – which I believe will be abroad. I doubt even throwing money at him would persuade him to stay; he’s firmly esconced into the Swedish national side now (and at the time of writing he was leading the assists column in the UEFA 2012 European Championships Qualifying matches), and I think he knows for his own international ambitions he has to continue playing in the top flight of a good European league.

However, should we stay up, I think it’s imperative we sit down with Seb and his agent, and thrash out a deal that is good for all parties. It’s not a question of losing him for nothing that bothers me; it’s the fact I believe Seb will be difficult to replace. Take for example David Bentley, who has been with us on loan since the middle of January. Despite having a £15million price tag on him in the past, and a reputation for being a very skilful footballer, I don’t believe he has yet shown us to be as worthy of a place as our mercurial Scandinavian. Sure, Bentley might have the edge skill wise, and is more than likely quicker than Seb (who admittedly is pretty one-paced), he doesn’t have the drive, the graft or the “fit” into the team that Seb does.

You see, whilst Larsson doesn’t drive to the byline to whip in a ball, it’s because he doesn’t have to – he’s much better at whipping in balls from just inside the half, curving them to hit the front line between the defenders and the goalkeeper. If we need to get down the outside, then Stephen Carr is more than happy to bomb on, whilst Seb covers the right back defensively. It’s an excellent partnership that has served Birmingham City well, and I think letting Seb go would cause the team to need a while to re-adjust to a new strategy. McLeish likes us to set up quite narrow, and having Seb who is a right midfielder more than a right winger allows him to do that.

Is he worth £30k a week? Probably not – but then again, I don’t think he’ll get offered that much elsewhere. If we stay up, we can offer him European competition for the first time – something that I think he really will bear in mind before upping sticks for new adventures. He’s settled here, he knows the club, he knows the fans. He has a young family. Blues should make Seb aware that he’s got a good deal at Blues – a first team place more often than not, a team that caters to the way he plays and that has nurtured him from the 21 year old who was on his way out into the footballing wilderness from Arsenal into a regular international. Money isn’t always everything after all – and for Blues, in my opinion at least, it’s better the devil you know.

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Off to Partizan II

With Blues not playing this weekend, I thought it might be nice to continue my series of articles looking at teams we might face in next year’s Europa League. You can find the first article here.

Lokomotiv Moscow

FC Lokomotiv Moscow qualified for the Third Qualifying round of the 2011/2012 Europa League by virtue of finishing fifth in the Russian Premier League in 2010. Loko, as they’re known to the fans are one of four Moscow teams currently in the RPL (Saturn having disbanded in 2010), and have recently emerged from the shadow of Spartak Moscow to win the RPL in 2002 and 2004.

Loko play in the 28,000 capacity Lokomotiv Stadium, on the north eastern outskirts of the Russian Capital. The stadium, once derided by fans as a “flying saucer” is now seen as one of the best in Russia, and has been the home ground for the Russian National team.

Lokomotiv Stadium
Pic www.stadiumguide.com

Away fans are seated in the Northern stand, directly opposite the Lokomotiv ultras, and judging by the proximity of the local metro stop it’s fairly easy to reach from the centre of Moscow. Whilst you can fly direct to Moscow from Gatwick, Lufthansa offer cheap flights from Birmingham, with a stop in Dusseldorf. It’s not that expensive either, at £250ish currently to book flights to Moscow. Moscow has changed somewhat since I visited nearly eighteen years ago, and it’s no longer as much of a problem to get a visa. If you’re looking for a drink, the advice is that it’s cheaper in the suburbs than in the city centre; prices can vary from a couple of quid to ten plus in centre of Moscow. Of course, there is always the local delicacy, vodka…

Sligo Rovers

Of course, European competition could mean a short hop across the Irish sea to a team in the Republic, such as Sligo Rovers. Sligo are in the second qualifying round by virtue of winning the 2010 FAI Cup on penalties against Shamrock Rovers. Of course, this means The Bit o’ Red need to win their first tie to pull us in the next round, but it’s possible – although they cannot rely on penalty takers for the opposition being as bad as Shamrock, who missed every one of their four in the cup final shootout.

Sligo play in the 5,500 capacity Showgrounds, in the eastern part of Sligo Town. The ground has only in the last few years met the regulations for Europa League football, with the car park having to be fully tarmacked and the installation of seating to take the seated capacity to 2,700.

Sligo Showgrounds

As Sligo Airport is ending it’s only service (which is to Dublin) in July, it looks like Sligo will be a coach/car and ferry trip. Sligo is 135 miles away from Dublin, which means a few hours of enjoying the Irish countryside – but in saying that it’s probably an easier trip than Azerbaijan would be. They’ve got a fair few pubs too, which someone has conveniently listed for us here.

Tromsø IL

Fans of cold weather and the Arctic circle will be hoping that Norwegian team Tromsø make it through the first two qualifying rounds to face off against Blues. Gutan, as the locals know them are in the first qualifying round of the Europa League due to their finishing third in the 2010 Norwegian Premier League. Blues fans will also be pleased to know that the current Tromsø captain is former Blues legend (used in the loosest possible sense of the word) Sigurd Rushfeldt.

Tromsø play in the 7,500 capacity Alfheim stadium, based in the town of Tromsø, which itself is on an island (Tromsøya) in one of the northern Norwegian fjords. It’s a huge pitch, measuring 110 metres by 70 (Blues is a mere 100 by 66), and as Tromsø is about as far north as you can get before you start hitting Arctic ice, it’s laid with artificial turf.

Alfheim Stadium

Tromsø could be a bit of a nightmare to get to; as the direct flights from Gatwick to Tromsø airport finish in March of next year, it’s going to necessitate a stopover. There are no one stopover flights from Birmingham currently listed on Expedia, so it’s going to be a trip to London to fly from Heathrow, with a stop in Oslo or hoping that a charter flight is put on. Coupled with beers costing £6 a pint, it might not be the best of away trips.

There will be another installment of the series in a week; if you have any suggestions as to what to look into, I’m all ears.

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